Talking About Variable Rate Spreaders

By Stephanie Green


Planting is awesome. While it may be hard and especially cruel to us lazy introverts, the outcome when they finally bloom or bear fruit is in itself a reward. We really love plants, dude. What more do you want from us? And if you want to grow yours in a ridiculously increasing fast pace, buy something that helps it. Like fertilizers. Or maybe even Variable Rate Spreaders.

Did you ever think about what would happen if we suddenly were granted powers? Like, anything under the sun could be a power? Like, suddenly growing wings or having the ability to grow flowers out of something that was not capable of doing so? Sign us up, please. We do not even care about the consequences, we just want the power to make plants.

Well, be that as it may, think about why this close existed first. Were they made or are they actually your long lost twin? If that is the case, talk to your parents because that issue will just bring up more unanswered questions about your birth. For one thing, why did they not tell you about this absent sibling you were supposed to have?

How about super strength? Heavy lifting will literally not be a problem to you. In times of need like a car getting stuck in a gutter, you literally are just going to lift it up no problem. Got trapped under heavy rubble? Punch your way out of it, my friend. Bullied and getting sick of your tormentors? Well, who cares about ethics, just beat them up easy.

Though her uncle stuffed that tiny triumphant feeling by ordering her to release her hold on this man. The cold of his voice almost made her jump. Almost. And would bring dishonor and embarrassment if she jumped because that kind of reaction would bring shame on the training her uncle beat into her since she was a child.

Sounds like something out of the anime To Aru Majutsu No Index and To Aru Kagaku No Railgun. That is what happened to Misaka Mikoto. Although there was nothing sexual that involved her twenty thousand clones, they purposes were still just as disgusting. All those girls, made to be slaughtered, just to enhance the strength of the number one esper in the city.

Plus, we get to say Dracarys before shooting out fire. Since we love Game Of Thrones so much, we eventually will have to parody that show if our power happens to be fire. We would even pretend to have dragons while we are at it. How cool is that? Plus being immune to fire takes the cake.

How about the opposite? We can have you produce ice instead, like Elsa from Frozen. Yes, the cold will not bother you like how fire will do the same for us when it came to flames. Make that as a boost to your cool points. Get it? Cool points? Yeah, you do.

Not only do we have a high moral compass, we just do not see ourselves getting any benefit except the credit that goes with it. And then what? We will be hailed as the monster who created another monster? We are likely to get frowned on, or worse, attacked.




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